Creative Japanese Inventions, 2

This is the other half of my students' work. More fun ensues. 

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Name: Eyewasher, ELHH (Eye-Lotion-Hitting-Helper), Glasses with Flask, Megusuri Sniper, Perfect, Eyewash Glassess 

"First, when you think that you can't put eyewash in your eye exactly, this product will help you. Second, how to use is only wear this product like normal grasses. Then, you can't miss! Eyewash goes into your eyes without floating. Your daughters, sons, husband or wife are crazy for you! Price is ... 980 yen! Ah?... expensive? Hah ... Ok. 490yen!" 

"I recommend this thing, "MEGUSURI SNIPER". With it, you can put a drop of an eyewash into your eyes without fail. First, wear this item. Second, put drops of eyewash into this item. That's all you have to do. How easy! It is reasonable. The price is 100yen, and spare parts are all 15yen each." 

Name: Sasumata, The Machine to Sleep, A Strong Man Under Jaw

"This is "A strong man under a jaw". When you are on the train and are very sleepy, but there is no seat you sit down, you use this product. First, bring this product into the train. Second, put it under your face and put you can sleep standing. The price of this product is 500 yen. If you buy this product within a week, you can get a cushion under a jaw." 

"I recommend you this product. This is the machine to sleep! When you cannot sit down in the train, it is hard for you to sleep in the situation, but it can assist you to sleep easily and comfortably. How to use it is only this. It is easy to use it. We can have ten sizes of it so if you are fat or thin, we can prepare one for you. The price of it is 10,000yen. Call "120-102-0035". Let's buy it!" 

Name: Cleaning Baby Clothes, The Baby Cleaner, Floor Cleaner, Useful Cleaner, Hai-hai Mop, Baby Mop

"This is new type of baby clothes. When you clothe your baby in this wear he cleans floor, so you don't have to clean by yourself. Thanks to it, you can save your time. When the clothes get dirty, please wash and you can use it again. Its price is just $4.98. Please take care of your baby when using. If your baby eats it, it's bad for your baby's health."

"This is the baby cleaner. I recommend you this product. First, if you use this product, you can save a lot of time. For example, when you are busy doing a lot of work, you have only to leave the baby alone to clean your room. Second, the baby might feel this work challenging when the baby is praised by the baby's parents. That's why you should buy the baby cleaner if you have a lot of work to do, and love your child."

Creative Japanese Inventions, 1

Today some papers appeared on my desk. "Can you correct these by Thursday?" The assignment was to advertise one of these 6 weird Japanese inventions and sell it to a customer. We customers don't know what it is or how to use it, so they have to explain. It's these kinds of things that make me love being an ALT. 

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Name: Hanakamikun, A Toilet Paper, Mr. Noseman, Anwhere Paper, Always With You, No More a Runny Nose

"You can use this product by carrying out the following procedure. First of all, put on your head. Next, when you want to blow your nose, you use as you like. Advantages of it is you can use easily whenever you want to use. After that it is not trouble because it is on your head. Lastly, it is large enough. A pocket tissue runs out in a short time, but it is a large oblong chest. So I recommend this product. If you use it, you may be a popular person because of the funny appearance."

"Do you have an experience that you want to blow your nose but you have no tissue paper? Then this commodity is of great help. What's this? This is a "Hanakamikun". If you set it on your head, you can use tissue paper whenever and wherever you want to blow your nose; during the meeting, on the train, and even during the test!It usually costs 20 dollars, but today, you can buy it for only 10 dollars. Get it right now! Thank you for hearing me."

Name: Mane of Lion, Ramen Hat, Eating Without Trouble, SHIFF

"First, hook this to your forehead and your chin. After that, eat noodles like ramen with putting on the SHIFF. It prevents being splashed with soup. So you can eat noodles without soiling your hair, and your clothes! The price of the SHIFF is 100 yen. And now, if you affix a SHIFF's prize seal to a letter and enter the prize contest, you may win ten thousand yen!"

"It are children that the products are used. When you shampoo your child's hair, please get your child put on this on the head, and shampoo won't enter child's eye. Also, if your child put on the hat, your child can transform himself into lion! This hat makes your bathing fan. Please buy this product."

Name: An Electric Fan, Cool Bringer, Ramen Cooler, Huu Huu Machine, Winds of Angel

"You may have burned your mouth with hot ramen. This is a good news! This machine is called "ramen cooler" and cools ramen. How to use it? It's easy. First make ramen (or go to ramen stand). Second, turn on this machine and hang it on your wrist. Lastly, enjoy ramen. This machine cools ramen by blowing over ramen. We sell this for 1000 dollers! Very low price! There must be no choice but to buy it." 

"If you feel hot, please switch it on, and you will feel cool! I'll show you how to use this product. First, set it on desk or flat floor. Then, switch it on, and change the direction of it so that you get cool wind. Cool Bringer has strong power to turn blades, though it is small. So you can bring it anywhere. The price of it is 1,980 yen. If you buy it in 3 hours, we can allow you a 10% discount. Let's buy it now and spend cool days!

"It's called electric fan. It is nice to enjoy uttering " A A A ... " in front of electric fan. If you don't have something to do during your summer vacation, you can enjoy by yourself. So electric fan is the most useful in consumer home electronics. Do you wanna buy the electric fan, don't you?"