Creative Japanese Inventions, 2

This is the other half of my students' work. More fun ensues. 

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Name: Eyewasher, ELHH (Eye-Lotion-Hitting-Helper), Glasses with Flask, Megusuri Sniper, Perfect, Eyewash Glassess 

"First, when you think that you can't put eyewash in your eye exactly, this product will help you. Second, how to use is only wear this product like normal grasses. Then, you can't miss! Eyewash goes into your eyes without floating. Your daughters, sons, husband or wife are crazy for you! Price is ... 980 yen! Ah?... expensive? Hah ... Ok. 490yen!" 

"I recommend this thing, "MEGUSURI SNIPER". With it, you can put a drop of an eyewash into your eyes without fail. First, wear this item. Second, put drops of eyewash into this item. That's all you have to do. How easy! It is reasonable. The price is 100yen, and spare parts are all 15yen each." 

Name: Sasumata, The Machine to Sleep, A Strong Man Under Jaw

"This is "A strong man under a jaw". When you are on the train and are very sleepy, but there is no seat you sit down, you use this product. First, bring this product into the train. Second, put it under your face and put you can sleep standing. The price of this product is 500 yen. If you buy this product within a week, you can get a cushion under a jaw." 

"I recommend you this product. This is the machine to sleep! When you cannot sit down in the train, it is hard for you to sleep in the situation, but it can assist you to sleep easily and comfortably. How to use it is only this. It is easy to use it. We can have ten sizes of it so if you are fat or thin, we can prepare one for you. The price of it is 10,000yen. Call "120-102-0035". Let's buy it!" 

Name: Cleaning Baby Clothes, The Baby Cleaner, Floor Cleaner, Useful Cleaner, Hai-hai Mop, Baby Mop

"This is new type of baby clothes. When you clothe your baby in this wear he cleans floor, so you don't have to clean by yourself. Thanks to it, you can save your time. When the clothes get dirty, please wash and you can use it again. Its price is just $4.98. Please take care of your baby when using. If your baby eats it, it's bad for your baby's health."

"This is the baby cleaner. I recommend you this product. First, if you use this product, you can save a lot of time. For example, when you are busy doing a lot of work, you have only to leave the baby alone to clean your room. Second, the baby might feel this work challenging when the baby is praised by the baby's parents. That's why you should buy the baby cleaner if you have a lot of work to do, and love your child."